BBC: Japan invents 'cat chat' device

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[this is good]
They're barking mad!
[this is good]
Oh fabulous! Just what I need. A device that will tell me exactly how much the lardy overlord kitty hates me.

"Miaow" : Feed me

"Miaow" : Feed me

"Miaaaaooow" : Feeeeeeed me

"Mrow" Feed me you fucking bitch or I swear I will sit on your goddamn face in the middle of the night and suffocate the useless life out of you.

"Miaow" : Feed me

*grin* thank you for that early morning [yawn] smile! I have no idea how accurate it is, and I suspect most cat slaves are perfectly aware of most of what their cat is after :P Food, pettings, warm spots, blood.

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